Saturday, June 17, 2006

Thursday, June 01, 2006


Once upon a time there was a guinea pig who lived in a cage with some other guinea pigs in my garden. He was sleek and brown and I named him Otto. Otto grew up to be very randy. No guinea pig was safe, not even his brother. All he wanted to do was hump guinea pigs, all the time. Eventually we got bored with the endless humping reign of terror and gave him back to the petstore.

I figured this was as good an introductory post as any.